At least make sure they are 18
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South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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