So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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