so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm at about main and main street
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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