I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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