So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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