at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You were trust falling into bushes
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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