Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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