O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
