Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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