google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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