I CAN MOONWALK!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.