He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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