I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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