I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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