Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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