i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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