I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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