question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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