Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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