Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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