doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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