I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My vagina is officially offended.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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