You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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