even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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