just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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