I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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