I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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