Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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