The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
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This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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