So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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