Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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