I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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