Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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