Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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