If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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