He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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