i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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