Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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