I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Fuck appropriateness.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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