How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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