Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I party with great urgency now.
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