im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think your dad took our porno
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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