you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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