Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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