she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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