i just wanna soil my oats bro
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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