What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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