i just google imaged poop.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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