I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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