Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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