I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
you made out with another girl for some wings
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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