Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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